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Happy Cow Milk Vodka 750mL 80 Proof

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Happy Cow Milk Vodka 750mL 80 Proof

Discover America's Smoothest Vodka – Happy Cow Vodka
Crafted from the whey of milk sourced from pasture-raised cows in the American West, Happy Cow Vodka offers a bold new take on a timeless spirit. Unlike grain or potato vodkas, this milk-based vodka delivers a uniquely smooth and velvety mouthfeel with a clean, silky finish—completely lactose-free.

Distilled by a veteran-owned operation committed to sustainable ranching and high-quality craftsmanship, Happy Cow Vodka is proudly American-made. Each bottle is a tribute to tradition and innovation, perfect for everything from cocktails to sipping neat.

Key Features:

  • Distilled from milk whey – naturally lactose-free

  • 40% ABV (80 proof)

  • Made in the American West

  • Veteran-owned and operated

  • Sustainable and animal-conscious sourcing

Tasting Notes:
Smooth and creamy texture with a gentle sweetness. Clean on the palate with a light finish—an elegant and refreshing take on vodka.

How to Enjoy:

  • Neat or “Bareback” for a pure experience

  • Mixed in an Espresso Martini or Bloody Mary

  • Over ice with soda or tonic and a citrus twist

Learn More:
For more about the brand, story, and distillation process, visit Happy Cow Vodka’s official website.

$29.99
Happy Cow Milk Vodka 750mL 80 Proof—
$29.99

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Discover America's Smoothest Vodka – Happy Cow Vodka
Crafted from the whey of milk sourced from pasture-raised cows in the American West, Happy Cow Vodka offers a bold new take on a timeless spirit. Unlike grain or potato vodkas, this milk-based vodka delivers a uniquely smooth and velvety mouthfeel with a clean, silky finish—completely lactose-free.

Distilled by a veteran-owned operation committed to sustainable ranching and high-quality craftsmanship, Happy Cow Vodka is proudly American-made. Each bottle is a tribute to tradition and innovation, perfect for everything from cocktails to sipping neat.

Key Features:

  • Distilled from milk whey – naturally lactose-free

  • 40% ABV (80 proof)

  • Made in the American West

  • Veteran-owned and operated

  • Sustainable and animal-conscious sourcing

Tasting Notes:
Smooth and creamy texture with a gentle sweetness. Clean on the palate with a light finish—an elegant and refreshing take on vodka.

How to Enjoy:

  • Neat or “Bareback” for a pure experience

  • Mixed in an Espresso Martini or Bloody Mary

  • Over ice with soda or tonic and a citrus twist

Learn More:
For more about the brand, story, and distillation process, visit Happy Cow Vodka’s official website.

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